in a relationship with freedom

Have you ever gotten tired of the question, "Are you single?". Well to be honest, no. I think that questions just opens up more doors.

But the part when they ask you, "Why?" is a bit tough to answer.

"I'm waiting for the right one."
"Just because..."
"I don't know."
"Um. No one's interested?"
"I'm not good in this stuff..."
"I'm in a relationship with food."

Those are the usual answers that might come out of my mouth.
Most people would just accept my bullshit answers. The rest would carry on asking.

"So how long have you been single?"

This is the part where everyone goes bonkers for God knows what reasons.

"Been single for 3 years plus. Nearing 4 actually."
"HA WHAT THE HAHA NO WAY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE SOMEONE WHAT NO LA KAMON..." yada yada yada...

Hm. I don't really know whether to feel touched or just plain insulted. First of all, I don't really know why people would assume that I'm taken. But the most stupidest thing I've heard so far was "Pretty girls have to have boyfriends."

Pardon my french but WHAT THE DUCK? You saying that ugly people don't get to have partners? Well that's really shallow and stereotypical of you. Or maybe you're trying to say that you're beautiful because you're taken? Or maybe just to put yourself in better shoes by discriminating others?

That's really low. And if being taken is being "pretty" like YOU, I'd rather be alone and "ugly". I'm not saying I'm rotten in the inside too, but I must say you're soul is way more heinous than those of who you call "ugly".