Saturday, November 29, 2008


watched Twilight. okay la. so so. im reading the book now. HAHA

weird je baca buku after the movie. well, am in desperate need of bahan bacaan. lol.

so. im utterly deaf. due to the jamming session earlier. gila babs.

at one point, i tried to talk to myself. i couldnt even hear myself thinking. then i went, " AKU PEKAK "



i know understand why everybody wants to marry Edward Cullen. yes, he is absurdly handsome and feggin attractive. i just drooled for him because he used to play Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. he looks more human in that movie. which makes me turned on. wooo.

fuck Cho Chang.

pentamak. harry pun nak. cedric pun nak. WHATS NEXT? albus pun dia nak. hahaha
dah la ada irish accent.

"watch out Harry. its a bit eicy on the steirs."

the world is unfair. dang.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008


they just left about two hours ago. i didnt want to let him go. i cried on his ihram. he said its gonna be okay, theyre gonna come back. more tears poured.

what if they dont? i'm trying to think positive. really. but theyre so far away. they cant look after us, we cant look after them. insyaAllah, they will arrive home safe and unharmed. mom was the happy one as usual. she is so much like my nenek. nenek going to umrah is just like her going to the market. mama was excited while we were all crying. heh. typical her.

well, i just pray that you all will arrive safely. i'll see you when january comes

this means i have to arrange school errands on my own. sigh.

Monday, November 24, 2008


so i read PostSecret as usual. i saw this very very very veryy VERYYYYYY disturbing picture. blegh

the minute i realized it got out of my head, the picture popped again. its feggin disgusting EWW

warning; jgn baca Post Secret skrg tau. tunggu 2 bulan baru baca balik.

irish men are hot. serious shit

Sunday, November 23, 2008


so i emo-ed today. sigh. it was like sudden stroke of pain and suffocation. my heart was pumping fast and my chest was almost bursting. i didnt know it was going to hurt like this. the pain was excruciatingly horrible and tears flood out. i wish nothing but to erase the memories that hugs on sweet lies and heart-warming promises that was said to be done. i tried. and yes. it is hard. its kindled in me. here, my heart.

yeah. go ahead. pull your trigger.

worthy of your time

theyre good. really ;)

Thursday, November 20, 2008

and so im bored

1. The person who tagged you is?
- Iylia anak Abd Wahab

2. Your relationship with her/him is?
- les partner. HAH AMIK KAU

3. Your five impressions of her/him?
- short hehehehe
- she looks like a doll
- she understands me hehe
- likes to touch my boobs =_=
- best friend :D

4. The most memorable thing she/he had done for you?
- hmm. stand up for me? i guess la

5. The most memorable thing she/he had said to you?
- "ngehehehe youre so zany"

6. If she/he became your lover you will?
- play the "Me So Horny" song and dance baby!

7. If she/he became your lover, a thing she/he has to improve on will be?
- her mulut

8. If she/he became your enemy, you will?
- haaa gila babs

9. If she/he became your enemy, the reason will be?
- aku bunuh bapak dia

11. Your overall impression of her/him is?
- petite :D

12. How do you think people around you feel about you?
- im not good at judging. what do you think bout me?

13. The character you love of yourself is?
- annoying :)

14. On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
- being stupid

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
- arwah datuk

16. To people that care about and like you, say something.
- i heart you with all my heart ( i said heart twice weird)

17. Pass this quiz to 10 people whom you wish to know how they feel about you.









9-aku nak tag iylia jgak haha


18. Who is no. 6 having a relationship with?

- nobody.

19. Is no. 9 male or female?
- shemale :D

20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
- AHAHA. AHA. gay eh?

21. What is no. 2 studying?
- how to repair bicycles

22. When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3?
- last time i called her

23. What genre of music does no. 8 like?
- she likes anything thats gedik

24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
- myesss

25. Would you ever woo no. 3?
- "of course. she's super hot. and superfly." < jawapan iylia hahaha

26. How about no. 7?
- ngeheh. right.

27. Is no. 4 single?
- yeap yeap ;)

28. What is the surname of no. 5?
- omg i forgot

29. What’s the hobby of no. 10?
- gee i dunno. having short flings and play with peoples feelings and dump them just like that D: *angry face*

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
- i guess. they met only once

31. Where is no. 2 studying at?
- kgv la nanti. sobs

32. Say something casual about no. 1?
- twins baby

33. Have you ever tried developing feelings for no. 6?
- well were close. i guess. o__O

34. Where does no. 9 live?
- kampung warisan. cpt la. kata nak serang

35. What colour does no. 4 like?
- kin likes green tak silap. eh hana?

36. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?
- yes bebeh

37. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
- ouh yeah (bagi gf dia la)

38. What is no. 6 doing now?
- he's on his way back home and gonna online anytime soon hehe

nak kench


boring nak mati.

hari-hari boring.

angkat pasu. vacuum rumah.


SO. hahaha. a lot of movies comin up. and theres loadsa plan. nak tgk ni la, tu la

first to tackle; Twilight. Hana dah tunggu mcm beberapa bulan dah. and shes determined to see the movie the day it releases. reminds me of Suthasan =_=
gila. movie first day kluar. nak tgk first show jgak. bengong.

then then then i wanna watch Madagascar 2 soooo badly. hehehe. Bolt pun. the icky thing is Miley Cyrus punya suara annoying ada dlm cite tu. so...wtv la. i just wanna watch the fat hamster 8D

so yeah. just a quick post. to show you guys how lame my life is. toodles :)


Monday, November 17, 2008

All Blacks menang!

haha hakka diorg lagi satisfying dari VI punya :D~~

so my open house was yesterday. some of my friends came. thanks for making an effort to come eyh ;)

kudos to;


and last but not least

Fufu :D

hehes. but agak ramai yg x dpt dtg. sob sob. nevermind, theres always a next time kan?

i had a great time. and the food, yummy :D :D :D
hehe. kan best kalau mkn tu terus gain weight. LOL

"well im his tall.."
"his TALL?"
"ehh. height. malunya =__="

HAHAHA LAUGH OUT LOUD. i had a great conversation too :)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Couch Potato

nowadays, i fill my time with TV :D

i have absolutely no idea what i'll do without it. i hardly go online. =/ hardly eat now. sheesh.
so i decided to be a TV Junkie. haha. i watch a lotta sports haha

first off; Rugby :D

Celtic Union:
Ireland vs. Canada

ladies and gentlemen, this is Ronan O'Gara. number 10 and head of the Irish Rugby team. grr he's delicious

next, we have Tom Bowe. grawr. number 16 tak silap

i have this new passion for rugby now. its wayyy more interesting than SOCCER HAHA. and this sport involves big, buff and good-looking men ;)

i shall support them Irish now
all of this green reminds me of St. John -__________-

next; Figure Skating

i went nuts when i heard The Nutcracker song :)

my personal favourite; Dan Zhang and Hao Zhang of China. i have to admit, chinese mmg semua sports dia terer kot. but these chinese up here^ are american chinese. haha. god i know everything -____-

and theres loads more actually. i watched football, and wrestling! :D

RAW VS. SMACK DOWN awuu awwuuu. wrestlemania wehh! aku nak pegii!!!!


"what does it smell like?"
"a corpse of a rotting hottie"

AHAHAHAHAH. go and watch it. Shia is soo yummy mmmm :D~

Sunday, November 09, 2008


mata pun dah sepet nangis tgk cite sepet =_______________________=

seriously. i cried alone while watching the movie. till 3 o'clock in the morning. it was truly an A++ with golden star lagi tu punya movie.

i enjoyed it. i laughed, i cried, and i felt. :)

the idea of having a chinese boyfriend is now kinda charming. HAHAHA
i get to call him Ah Yang x) but it is sweet. naahh. mine is NanYang.

so whats up people. yawww (dah kena jangkit kat eera)
ive just finished playing the ps. i felt like The Need For Speed *rockin face*
i think im going blind or something. i cant see the roads properly and i keep hitting them walls or whatever.
regardless of my cacatness, i still beat ijat at this game. MUAHAH

ok my blog sucks rite now so bai


Start​ing time:​​
1659 hours

Hanan Syahmi As'ad Mas'od

Shoe size

What are you weari​ng right​ now?
shorts and a liverpool fc shirt wth

Where​ do you live?​​
planet earth

Favor​ite Numbe​r/​​s
2 hehe (couples/doubles/twins!/middle/the magic number) hahaha

Favor​ite Drink​s:​​
tea :)

Favor​ite Month​s:​​

*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​Have You Ever*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​
Been in a bath tub:
yes rawr

Swam in the ocean​:​​

Falle​n aslee​p in schoo​l:​​
hobby sekolah

Broke​n someo​ne'​​s heart​:​​

uhh next

Fell off your chair​:​​
yes :D

Saved​ e-​​mails​:​​
nope. yes?

*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​What is*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​*​​
Your room like:​​
messy :)

What'​​s right​ besid​e you?
um stuff dan perkara ghaib :s

What is the last thing​ you ate?

-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​Ever Had-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​
Chick​en pox:
yes i did a long time ago

Sore throa​t:​​
yes and i think i sounded very sexy ;)


Broke​n nose:​​
yerrmm no. but i wanna know how it feels like

-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​Do You-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​
Belie​ve in love at first​ sight​?​​
yes :(

Like picni​cs?​​

yess. theres food involved

Who was the last perso​n you dance​d with?​​
rye kot

Who last made you smile​?​​
fufu :)

Who did you last yell at?
kakak i guess

-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​Final​ Quest​ions-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​

Hate someo​ne in your famil​y?​​

Diamo​nd or pearl​?​​
diamonds are a girls' best friend

Are you the Eldes​t?​​

-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​Today​ did you-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​

Talk to someo​ne you like?​​
yes i did-ehhh

Kiss anyon​e?​​
i kissed my cat. and i liked it

Get sick?​​

"i got stomach ache" haha

Talke​d to an ex:
chat je

Miss someo​ne:​​

-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​Last perso​n who-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​-​​

You talke​d to on the phone​?​​
im on the phone weyy

Have a crush​ on some1​:​​
ive got cruches, and ive been crushed

What books​ are you readi​ng right​ now?

Best feeli​ng in the world​:​​
being free, right and loved

Futur​e kids names​?​​
zomglolwtfbbq i dont know yet

Do you Sleep​ with stuff​ed anima​ls?​​
i got cow :D

What'​​s under​ your bed?

Favor​ite locat​ions:​​

Dance​d a slow dance​ with someo​ne you didn'​​t even like?​​
never slow danced before. with guys la

Who do you reall​y hate?​​
me sometimes

Ever liked​ someo​ne you didn'​​t have a chanc​e with?​​
currently -_-

You lonel​y right​ now?
not so.

What time is it now?
1731 hours

finito! ok mr. now go and do it. yes you go!

Saturday, November 08, 2008

bruised ke abused

pelvis i sakit nak mati x(

stupid shit. nak holiday pun tak boleh enjoy habis. heh. yeah and i mean it literally. our school gives out Holiday Homeworks EVERY YEAR. how lame is that? teachers will blackmail us to finish em because the marks will be contributed into our first exam of the year. sebanyak 5% jeeeee

pffth. ive never completed them :)


and im not sure even how am i supposed to finish em. i dont have even one holiday homework haha!
this is the cause of hari-hari-ponteng-sekolah punya penyakit.

but some are despearately in need of the 5 % sbb nak perfect sangat markah. ahh well whatever

MOVING ON.......

so i hear everybody (well..i guess) is like emo-ishh right now. i mean its contagious! its spreading like SARS (Sekolah Agama Rakyat Sedunia har di har har)
pity Lia. and i miss Hana like mcm beribu-ribu lemons punya byk. BABES OF THE WORLD, lets get together and cook a big pot of friendship. hehehehehe

well ive got so much to tell you guys. but i dont have the chance to. so much to do, so little time.
apa kena mengena tetibe?.....

if you guys need me, i'll be there to make you smile :D
kan i sunshine spreader
he he he

hmm hmm. its getting hotter nowadays. reminds me of puasa.
Ramadan means, Panas terik. thats what i remembered lol. kalau salah tafsir, maaf ye :D
dah la panas, boring. mashugennah betul (learned that word from The Nanny. act, not even sure what it means)

ive got nothing else to blog about. i guess im that lame. hah bai

Friday, November 07, 2008

Monkey see, Monkey do

just finished reading Hana's bloggie. hehe i got inspired lol xD

year 2008 is nearly coming to an end. unexpected events happened today and causes some new affairs. it is truely a dramatic day for me.

well you know the drill, me being hyper and annoying among my friends and irritate them et cetera et cetera.... today had a different turn. well yeah, band was amusing. sensitive issues come undone. haih..

well talking about next year. it has come to my attention that i have to set my goals straight and make new year resolutions and actually perform them haha. i think one of them is going to be "finish holiday homework" pffthh. satu holiday homework pun tarakkk

yeah sure when you get them at first your smart brain says " ohh yeah this should be fun! it would be no trouble at all to finish em *fake smile*" nanti time cuti tak buat jgak.

tsk tsk tsk. hanan hanan x)

HAHAHAHA. yes i talk to myself piss off buckarooney

hmm hmm some goals for now;

  1. get active. my fitness is way off even walking tortures me
  2. get new books to read
  3. make house clean and dust free as if
  4. learn how to bake something hm
  5. buy new stuff
  6. buy new clothing
  7. buy new undergarments
  8. figure out hair traumas
  9. get in touch with spiritual self and cleanse soul haha
  10. build up confidence and self esteem lol

tetibe rasa mcm byk je 10 tu. xD actually theres more. but i think theyre out of my reach. heh. lets just say, i crave for something priceless.

well i'm tired. thanks for tuning in to The Boring Blog :D

Thursday, November 06, 2008


hey. its me again. yes, i'm still having my period and still suffering from unconditional mood swings. haih. imagine that youre incredibly happy one moment and freakingly down the next. its like a monster is eating from inside and your dignity is somehow raped from you. O.O . i have a fear of sexual abuse. ahh help.

its stupid when youre mad at someone. then when they act all cute and such you smile. D:
sucks big time la. bodoh siod =____=

heh. this is me. being mad at myself again. well. tomorrow is going to be the last day of school. i'm gonna be present to entertain some lifeless people. har di har har

well something did cheered me up today. went out with sut and megat. watched Quantum of Solace. yeah. the first show plak tu. gila punya budak. it was nice. wootooot.
and and and i bought two new awesome t-shirts :D
haha superheroes plak tu. rockin shirts wiee :)

at least something cheered me up. heh. sut's sister is generous enough to buy us late lunch. beef shawarma tastes so good hingga menjilat jari. he he.

ok la. bai

Tuesday, November 04, 2008


yes hello fellow readers. (or i dont have them?) i'm officially going to say it. I am tired of my life. it has been boring ever since..uhh... nevermind. you know, its irritating when something really good happens to come along and then suddenly wants to cast away from you. its like, having a new bike. yeah and youre really thrilled that you own the coolest bike on earth and suddenly they have to take your bike back. why? because you havent actually paid for it yet. HAHAH. well sorta.

i'm really not sure what i'm trying to vacalise here. but i just want to rant by myself and talk crap because i'm kinda deppressed and all. and yeah i am having my period (haha) but current affairs has got to do with these unconditional, freaky mood swings of mine.

gosh mood swings. its like my sister D:

haha anyways. school is gonna be over soon. and Eera said that this Friday will be her last day of attendeing school this year and thats it. its a rap! well its gonna be my last aswell. hehe sorry tiru =p . SPM is in 7 days people. and i'm nervous for my friends. if i were them, i would be worried as hell and forcing myself to read eventhough the knowledge doesnt really sticks in my memory but i see them still ya know...chillin and stuff. hehe must be nice 8D

like the fish sings, dont worry, be happy HAR DI HAR HAR

i wonder whats going through his head now...or her head.... hmm. if only i was psychic kan. must be cool. and i can be the rockin "sister" that Ajiq always say. ye la compliment :p

see? i'm talking to myself. i do that a lot. omg i think i'm not even gonna get one single A for my PMR. yes, i am that unconfident and unsure of myself. some friends (haha Rye) says that i'm gonna get straight. friggin BULLSHIT. harapan la. even my sis didnt get perfect. but still, her results traumatizes me somehow. hehe. it sucks when you didnt turn out as smart as your siblings or your cousins are.

last weekend; Johor Tok's House;

Hanan : PMR susah la uncle...
Uncle Amil : ye ke susah? apa tu... Ija kata senang je *smiley sickly face*
H : MANA ADA! noooooooo =p
UA : haa cuba tanya


UA : eh eh PMR senang tak?
Ija : ok je :)
H : *monolog dalaman* eleeeh... budak sarawak pandai kot... xp

she only said history was hard. damn yeah.
she'll do better than me :(

ok peeps. i shall be my emo self now. goodbye. i'm gonna eat some bananas now.

Monday, November 03, 2008

drill drill bang bang

well i read my friends' blogs today.

Nisa punya birthday dah lepas. HAHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY XD

gila aku outdated. actually, i knew it was ur birthday, but i just went, "ouh happy birthday nisa" sorg2.

how lame.


Where is that dude. ya know ive been waiting for hours for him to go online.

call me creepy, but he's addiction xD

HAHAHA. ok kill me

but since its like kinda late hah wheres the spirit of not going to school and im kinda craving for ice-cream and banana (some people call it banana split. ingenious) i think imma go first

lepaskan geram kat pisang lagi bagus kot.